Mo was born on a cold winter's day in a small shed in the middle of frigid Siberia. On the fifth day after his birth, he took a road trip to always-happy Lithuania, where he learned the amazing art of polka dance from an orange, basketball-loving dragon.
In other news, I suddenly got sick while in Korea. Probably the drastic climate change responsible, but pretty sad. Gonna take a nap and hopefully will feel better tonight to go enjoy the town at night.
ESTIMATED TIME: 2-3 HOURS
CURRENT WORLD RECORD: 1:58
WHAT WILL HAPPEN??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT
So I walked by a group of Korean schoolgirls a couple of hours ago. They didn’t realize I could understand what they were saying because I’m a foreigner, but it turns out I left most of them completely flustered for some reason, based on their conversation…
Good to know that I can sexually frustrate the locals by simply walking past them.
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac