Mo was born on a cold winter's day in a small shed in the middle of frigid Siberia. On the fifth day after his birth, he took a road trip to always-happy Lithuania, where he learned the amazing art of polka dance from an orange, basketball-loving dragon.

 

In other news, I suddenly got sick while in Korea. Probably the drastic climate change responsible, but pretty sad. Gonna take a nap and hopefully will feel better tonight to go enjoy the town at night.

POKEMON BLUE GLITCHLESS SPEED RUN TOMORROW

technomaestro:

mojomomo:

ESTIMATED TIME: 2-3 HOURS

CURRENT WORLD RECORD: 1:58

WHAT WILL HAPPEN??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT

Time?

I’m hoping for 11AM Korean time, which is 10PM Eastern. More likely than not it’ll be 12PM Korea and 11PM Eastern.

POKEMON BLUE GLITCHLESS SPEED RUN TOMORROW

ESTIMATED TIME: 2-3 HOURS

CURRENT WORLD RECORD: 1:58

WHAT WILL HAPPEN??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT

So I walked by a group of Korean schoolgirls a couple of hours ago. They didn’t realize I could understand what they were saying because I’m a foreigner, but it turns out I left most of them completely flustered for some reason, based on their conversation…

Good to know that I can sexually frustrate the locals by simply walking past them.

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac